Welp, it's official. I have a following. A whole one person (who isn't my wife, by the way) viewed my page last week. When I started this blog two years ago, I had no idea of the success that would find me. I've finally found my audience, so I greatly appreciate and formally welcome you. I was planning on taking another two-year break from my blog, but when I saw my blog had a single, lone view, I knew the show must must go on -- if not for me, then for my overwhelming number of fan.

I honestly don't know what to write about. I'm about to come into some free time wherein I'll be going through all of the Godzilla films again. Before I do that, I am going to watch John Carpenter's complete works. I just saw 'Big Trouble in Little China' on Friday. It was a 35 mm print. It reaffirmed my love of that film, and of the filmmaker. After thinking about it all weekend, I came to the conclusion John Carpenter might be my favorite all-time director.

My dilemma now is 'should I spend today writing about John Carpenter'?

In short, no. I want to wait for my John Carpenter-a-thon before I write anything about him. So again, I don't know what to write about. Sure, I could write about how much I love 'Rick and Morty', or why I don't care for Zack Snyder; but on the other hand, meh.

Welp, that's all I got. While I wrote practically nothing here, I am leaving you with a promise, which I'm kinda borrowing from Marvel. Simply put:



The Good, The Bad, and The Schlocky Will Return



Marvel always ends their movies by saying (Superhero) Will Return, in case you didn't understand the reference. Aight, smell ya later, suckas!