"Hey! Don't ever call me a pussy!" ~ Dean
IMDB.com Rating: 4.3 out of 10
Availability: Only on VHS and expensive
Watch Online: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1R_xhxmxqpo
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There was a time when evil incarnate was real -- a time when fear ate away at sanity -- a time when a slammed door or sudden foot step produced a Casio keyboard sound. This was the time of 'Twisted Nightmare'. Seven young couples receive invitations to a vacation at the rural, hillbilly, Camp Paradise. Unbeknownst to them until they arrive, the person -- or thing -- that sent the invitations wasn't anyone in their party. This macabre reunion has a dark side -- the entire group was partially responsible for the death of Matthew, a mentally handicapped boy, two years prior. And by "partially responsible", I mean the girls flirted with him and he inexplicably bursted into flames. Their holiday becomes a nightmare -- a Twisted nightmare... The deadly terror -- an age-old demonic force that lives in a barn (or so the first five minutes tell us) -- manifests itself in the form of Matthew. That's right, Matthews back -- and he's a lot smarter now. . . It's like 'House on Haunted Hill'; but more of a 'Hootenanny on Hillbilly Hollow'. And all that junk about the ancient evil -- yeah, it's not actually in the plot.
'Twisted Nightmare' is well-known for, well, nothing. That's not to say it isn't enjoyable, though. This group of 14 is more oversexed than a boatload of Navy men. With dialogue like:
"Are you expecting some heavy combat?"
"Yeah. With you in my sleeping bag. But I'm still gonna bring my weaponry."
"Okay, but in the sleeping bag, I want hand-to-hand combat."
"Deal."
and,
"This is my idea of 'roughin' it'."
"No, no, no. Your idea of 'roughin' it' is Club Med."
"Who cares? I like it rough."
and, of course,
"It took me six minutes to get him."
"Six minutes? I bet he's worth all that time.",
it's a wonder 'Twisted Nightmare' wasn't the 'Citizen Kane' of the '80s.
The pure cheeze-cinema and high body count make it easy to pass off the film's shortcomings. With campers being hanged, caught in bear traps, getting their throats slit, having their hearts ripped out, faces burned-off, faces bashed-in, electrocuted, skulls split open, and your basic stabbings, 'Twisted Nightmare' is a worthwhile effort. And, although it doesn't make sense, it's easy to disregard the film's opening-credit-setup. Ultimately, the intro dialogue doesn't really have anything to do with the film. It speaks of an ancient evil which has lived in the barn since the dawn of time, when the real culprit is Matthew's evil shaman sister. Well, that and the public schools. When in doubt, cast blame on the public schools. That's what I say.
On my scale:
Overall Enjoyment ----12
Redeeming Qualities--14
Rewatchability---------7
Overall Enjoyment ----12
Redeeming Qualities--14
Rewatchability---------7
Fun/Special Effects---8
Directing/Quality------4
Plot/Storyline----------4
Pacing-----------------5
Dialogue/Acting-------2
TOTAL---------------56
Bonus points for kills (16)---1.6
FINAL TOTAL: 57.6
Plot/Storyline----------4
Pacing-----------------5
Dialogue/Acting-------2
TOTAL---------------56
Bonus points for kills (16)---1.6
FINAL TOTAL: 57.6
One word why you should watch this. "Dean" (below). And that's that. Tony says, "check it out". 4 Stars. Best of 1987.
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