Tuesday, April 29, 2014

4/29 'The New Barbarians'

The New Barbarians 
a.k.a. Warriors of the Wasteland
a.k.a Bronx Warriors III

"Can Mankind survive without humanity?"

IMDB.com Rating: 4.5 out of 10
Availability: Possibly in print still, and cheap
OH SHIT! Moment: An exploding arrow blows an evil henchman's head clean-off.
Beverage: A Barbarian Cocktail chased with a Barbarian

Apparently there's a couple drinks known as "A Barbarian". We're going to go for the two I liked the best.

Ingredients:



  • 6 oz. Tequila
  • 10 oz. Pineapple juice
  • 2 dash Grenadine
  • Lime Juice

  • Method:
    Pour mixture of pineapple juice and tequila in large glasses filled with ice. Add a dash of Grenadine and a twist of lime to each glass. Garnish with an orange peel. 

    Now, you've had A BARBARIAN. Now, try our next drink, A BARBARIAN..?

    Ingredients:
    A Glass of Root Beer
    A Shot of Blackberry Brandy

    Method:
    Pour the shot into the glass of Root Beer and chug away.
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    I'm going with a theme, people; and that's dystopian movies from Italy. It's funny to think, but most Italian movies of the time were shot mostly with American actors -- and then everyone's dialogue was re-dubbed upon the film's completion, because that makes sense... Released in the U.S. by New Line Cinema as 'Warriors of the Wasteland', 'The New Barbarians' is a mostly forgettable piece of cinema-trash made in the same vein as 'The Road Warrior'. These post-apocalypse movies are mostly the same film -- and frankly, I love it. 'The New Barbarians' falls a little short, however. It's not terrible, but it's just not great.

    Starring Fred "The Hammer" Williamson and Giancarlo Prete,  'The New Barbarians' is about two mercenaries helping a caravan of nuclear holocaust-survivors from the attacks of a white-clad biker gang. Fred's claim-to-fame was his NFL career as the hard-hitting Raiders and Chiefs cornerback, who amassed 36 career interceptions during his eight-year career. No one remembers that, though. Most people remember him for his roles in exploitation films of the '70s and '80s, and for his role in 'From Dusk till Dawn' and 'Starsky and Hutch'. And Giancarlo Prete was a person. Rounding out the film's lineup is George Eastman and Anna Kanakis, both from '2019: After the Fall of New York'; which if you read my review of that movie, you'll know it isn't about the aftremath of a New York autumn. 

    For the first hour of 'The New Barbarians' you'll probably spend it looking at your cell phone and scratching different body parts. There's a couple cool deaths, but nothing too fantastic to keep your endless attention. I should mention all of the film's graphic deaths come by way of blowing up department store mannequin stand-ins. There's very little blood, but enough cheapo effects to keep you happy. When we finally reach the picture's climax, the killings finally begin to tally up. Fred Williamson runs throughout a 'Road Warrior'-wannabe town, shooting off his grenade-tip arrows at everyone with a gun. So many evil bikers die by an exploding arrows -- the same way my uncle went. The one moment which really stands out is a duel between our hero, Giancarlo, and the picture's nemesis, George Eastman. In a classic Clint Eastwood-style, Giancarlo takes several laser shots to the chest only to reveal he had a laser-proof chest plate on the entire time. Ugh, the oldest trick in the book. Welp, let's figure out what score to give this trash (and I mean "trash" in a good way, if that's possible).
    Notice "The Poof" hairstyle -- a popular choice in style and fashion for
    apocalyptic-wasteland bad guys

    On my scale:
    Overall Enjoyment ----9
    Redeeming Qualities---13
    Rewatchability---------4

    Special Effects/Fun----6
    Directing/Quality------5
    Plot/Storyline----------4
    Pacing-----------------3
    Dialogue/Acting-------3
    TOTAL---------------47

    Listen, this isn't a great movie -- but it sure as hell ain't 'Mean Girls 2'. It could've been a lot better. These ripoff movies have a lot to offer by way of gore and trashiness; but 'The New Barbarians' didn't live up to its potential. I'm happy I own it, because I did enjoy a few parts. I'm not sure how much I'd pay for it, but it wouldn't be a whole lot. The main reason I own this is because it came in a box set with two movies I really wanted. But who am I kidding -- this is from the post-apocalyptic master, Enzo G. Castellari; and features an amazing score from Claudio Simonetti, from Goblin -- so, yeah, it's got some greatness to it. As I reflect on 'The New Barbarians', I have to admit -- it ain't bad -- so, I suppose if you're a real fan of trashy Italian cinema and dystopian future films, I wouldn't feel guilty recommending this one to you. Tony says, "watch it". 

    SyFy Originals

    Mega Piranha Trailer

     Starring '80s icon, Tiffany; a mutant strain of giant ferocious piranha escape from the Amazon and eat their way toward Florida. 



    'Alien 2: On Earth' Trailer

    Alien 2: On Earth

    "It seemed like a mineral! Then it suddenly came alive! Poor Jill!"

    IMDB.com Rating: 4.0 out of 10
    Availability: In print on Blu Ray and moderately priced

    'Alien 2: On Earth', one of the forgotten gems of the '80s; this is an ultra-low budget and very violent rip-off of "Alien". A space module lands back to Earth after a failed mission, but the astronauts have been replaced by hideous creatures that can penetrate into people's bodies and make them explode. A group of speleologists are attacked by the monsters inside an underground cave, but the survivors are in for a surprise when they finally manage to escape the trap... in 'Alien 2: ON EARTH'!

    Oh, boy. Did that sound exciting, or what?


    4/29 '2019: After the Fall of New York'

    This film, under a slightly different title.
    2019: After the Fall of New York


    "They must've drunk radioactive water. They'd-a been dead in a couple hours, anyhow. Here -- these are licenses to kill. They're right over there if you wanna use them. It's all legal. Gives you the right to their 
    things. . . and freedom" ~ Parsifal

    IMDB.com Rating: 5.7 out of 10
    Availability: Possibly in print still, and moderate-to-expensively priced.
    OH SHIT! Moment: George Eastman throws his sword, beheading six Euraks at once.
    Beverage: An H-Bomb

    Ingredients:
    1 oz vodka
    1 oz tequila
    1 oz rum
    1 oz gin
    1 oz triple sec
    1 1/2 oz sweet and sour mix
    1 oz Hpnotiq® liqueur
    Method:


    Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well and strain into a collins glass filled with ice cubes. Garnish with a maraschino cherry, and serve.
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    So, within the next five years New York is going to fall, as it plays host to a nuclear attack. Betcha didn't know that, did ya'? Tonight's movie, as this post so clearly states, is '2019: After the Fall of New York'. Okay, so they're trying to make me believe New York, after falling victim to nuclear war and being reduced to a dusty miniature model, has become overrun with mutants, evil horseback riders and a whole bunch of uglies? How dumb do they think I am? And I'm pretty dumb.

    We find our mercenary hero, Parsifal, driving for deathsport in an abandoned Nevada rock quarry. . . Also, I'd just like to point out my computer's spell check recognizes "Parsifal" as a word. Anyway, Parsifal's like a post-apocalyptic version of Cary Elwes from 'The Princess Bride', minus everything that makes Cary Elwes from 'The Princess Bride' cool -- but he does have medieval-like armor; so as you can see, Cary Elwes-esque. Quickly, we find out if you survived the nuclear holocaust and you're not a main character, 10% of your face will definitely be covered with radioactive silly putty; or at the very least, you'll have a face tattoo. We find a bunch of dystopian schmucks onlooking the race. Parsifal's car gets upended and mercilessly pushed off a cliff only to meet a fiery explosion when it lands. Lucky for Parsifal and for the plot, he snuck out of his car undercover of. . . daylight. . ? only to beat up the two jerks driving the vehicle which destroyed his car. But this story of revenge doesn't stop here. . . because we're only 11-minutes in. After getting the 'W' in the win column, Parsifal is met with some gold-colored chips (which are licences to kill. Really) and an Eastern European concubine, all told to him by a sexually-charged robot-clown. Yep. He grants his call-girl her freedom; but as Parsifal's walking back to his roadster, he gets zapped unconscious by a radiowave-gun.

    Our lead finds himself getting 'Shanghai-ed' in a very Snake Plissken-like manner. Seriously, this part is a ripoff of 'Escape from New York'. We find he's been kidnapped by The Rebel Federation, which I think are grounds for a lawsuit. They give him a mission -- to sneak into New York, where the evil Euraks control everything, and find the only fertile woman left on Earth -- so they can save the human race from extinction. He can either agree to the task, with his reward on completion being a trip to Alpha Centauri to help start kick start the new human race on a different planet -- or decline and die. For the plot's sake, he accepts. With the help of two men, a one-handed navigator named Bronx and the one-eyed and mysterious Ratchet, Parsifal has his team.

    I'm going to go off on a limb and say if Snake Plissken had both eyes, Ratchet would've had both, too; and if 'Escape from New York' was never made, this movie would be non-existent.

    It's pleasing to know Parsifal, Bronx and Ratchet have to wade through the sewers for two hours to sneak into New York. I know it's just a movie, but there's something comforting about knowing these three jerks had to be chest-high in feces as punishment for ripping off popularized dystopian films. The trio gets attacked by thugs, hoards of homeless old men, flesh-hungry radioactive sewer rats and a mutant gypsy gang. At this point, we're only 1/3rd of the way through the film. By now, you might want to make another cocktail.

    THE H-BOMB # 2
    Ingredients:
    • 3 oz Hpnotiq
    • 3 oz Red Bull
    Method:

    In a highball glass, fill with your ingredients and some ice cubes. Maybe put a solid chunk of Food Grade dry ice in the very bottom of the glass for a foggy effect.

    And might I suggest chasing this drink with a few of those big bottles of of La Fin Du Monde. That should last you til the closing credits.

    Back to the movie:

    Throughout the second act of the film, we get an eye-gouge, a skull-splitting axe death, a dwarf-gang, an exploding head, a lot of blood splatter, lots of decapitations and some intestines pouring out. Bronx dies heroically by yelling "bastards" a whole bunch of times and being shot in the face. Parsifal and Ratchet find a girl and for no reason proclaim her to be the only fertile woman left on Earth (spoiler: she's not); and the trio goes for a calm swim through the cesspool sewers of radioactive New York. 

    Finally at the hour mark, we get introduced to 6'9 George Eastman's character, Big Ape; a sword-wielding, hairy-faced troglodyte-wannabe. His gang of 'Planet of the Apes' and 'Caveman Lawyer'-lookalikes become allies with our heroes. Despite his hands looking like they have pubic hairs glued to them, Big Ape goes with our leads into a huge mess of super-well lit caves to find Earth's last fertile woman -- who, of course, is encased in glass. . .

    On my scale:
    Overall Enjoyment ----13
    Redeeming Qualities---17
    Rewatchability---------6

    Special Effects/Fun----8
    Directing/Quality------6
    Plot/Storyline----------4
    Pacing-----------------5
    Dialogue/Acting-------3
    TOTAL---------------62

    Of all the dystopian post-apocalyptic movies, this one ranks with the best, in my opinion. These type of movies basically got their start from 'Escape from New York' and 'The Road Warrior'. All of these movies are more-or-less about evil mutant freaks -- barbarians with motor vehicles -- trying to ruin what's left of the world for their own enjoyment, so they can go road trippin' or do something equally useless to burn gasoline for no apparent reason; except for the V-8 Interceptor, which was such a badass car. If a little unnecessary gas usage was used on that, I'd deem it acceptable, even in a gas shortage. '2019' is a little different, in that there's few car scenes; but it's all the same. These Italian post-holocaust/dystopian films are great for their fight scenes. This one has a lack of breasts, but substitutes in a whole mess of bloody deaths. '2019' is just fun. Schlocky and trashy entertainment is why the '80s were such a great time for cheeze-shit cinema. What they did with this film was perfect. I don't think it could've been better. Totally worth my time and effort tracking this one down. Watch it. Best of 1983. 

    I love these films. So many brutal deaths. If you're gonna die in a movie like this, it's gonna be bloody and painful. And where the hell does this film get off thinking the desert is a twenty minute drive from New York? I know the U.S. is supposed to be a wasteland; but again, how dumb do they think I am? And did anyone else find it funny New York became a town of dusty miniatures and cardboard cutouts? The movie was basically shot in a junkyard. Anyway, watch it. It's worth your time.

    And just remember -- if you're ever in a fight to the death with a cyborg, bash it in the head with a rock. Gets 'em every time. 

    Monday, April 28, 2014

    4/28 Galaxy of Terror

    Galaxy of Terror


    'I live and die by the crystals.' ~ Quuhod, played by Sid Haig

    IMDB.com Rating: 5.0 out of 10
    Availability: Still in print moderately priced.
    OH SHIT! Moment: A slimy rape/death of Taaffe O'Connell . . . by way of a giant, horny, evil space-maggot. 
    Beverage: A Fallen Froggie

    A FALLEN FROGGIE:

    Ingredients:
    0.5 oz Midori melon liqueur
    0.5 oz Baileys Irish Creme
    splash of grenadine
    Method:

    Mix equal parts of melon liquor and Irish creme. Splash a bit of grenadine on top.
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    A rescue ship travels to the storm-lashed planet, Morganthus, to save the missing crew of the starship Remus; but instead find a whole host of deadliness -- but of course, they are going on a rescue mission to a star system known as "the galaxy of terror", so what did you really expect? Tonight's movie, of course, is the 1981 cult classic, 'Galaxy of Terror'. 

    You know, it's not an 'Alien' ripoff. It's an 'Alien' homage. This is one of those Roger Corman movies. Roger was the film's producer; which is, really, just a lazy way of getting money for letting the film attach itself to your name. I won't complain, though; because had his name not been attached, this picture would've been long since forgotten. Roger Corman first introduced the world to Jack Nicholson, Francis Ford Coppola, Jonathan Demme, Sylvester Stallone and Martin Scorsese. Maybe it's because he had such an eye for talent. Or maybe it's because he made, like, 800 fucking movies so eventually someone he associated with had to become famous. This flick has an amazing cast including Erin Moran (Joanie, from 'Happy Days'), Ray Walston (Mr. Hand, from 'Fast Times at Ridgemount High), Robert Englund (Freddy Krueger, from 'A Nightmare on Elm Street'), Zalman King (from 'Blue Sunshine') and Sid Haig (from anything Rob Zombie-related). Some of the film's special effects were done by Academy Award-winning director James Cameron and the set design was made by Bill Paxton. 

    There's something about trashy, exploitation films I love -- they just seem cheap. I don't mean cheap in quality -- I mean cheap in EVERYTHING. This is a half-done script with, at best, decent acting (composed mostly of recognizable faces through television, other trashy movies and, yes, pornos). The only redeeming factors are the special effects. Anything big is going to look like crap, but all the kills and close-ups are going to be gory and fantastic. 

    This trash-tastic masterpiece of shit is tough to follow. You get confused as to what's going on. You always feel like there's something more to understand, but you're too unconcerned with the characters to give two shits. The one guarantee is almost everyone will brutally die. It's amazing how much a blood-filled death will make up for twenty minutes of useless dialogue. As the film reaches its climax, you're left unsure of what the plot was; but somehow, you're happy with the results. It's just fun.

    Let's count them off. For the crew's fate, we have:
    -1 slimy rape-death, courtesy of a giant space-maggot (it's exactly what it sounds like)
    -1 death by flying space-crystals, which includes a partial dismemberment
    -1 death, via flaming-spontaneous human combustion
    -3 deaths, at the hands of assorted violent aliens
    -And 1 of these        > > >

    There's a reason Roger Corman is the king. It's his participation in pictures like 'Galaxy of Terror' that made him a B-Movie God. 

    On my scale:
    Overall Enjoyment ----12
    Redeeming Qualities---14
    Rewatchability---------7
    Directing/Quality------7
    Plot/Storyline----------4
    Pacing-----------------5
    Dialogue/Writing-------5
    Acting-----------------5
    TOTAL---------------59

    As I said before, this isn't an 'Alien' ripoff. It's an 'Alien' homage. Actually, I didn't say that. I think Joe Bob Briggs said that, but I'm not sure. This movie is out there. I get a good amount of enjoyment from pictures like this. There's not much going on as far as a message. Watching these creatures and the special effects reminds me of a time in film when nothing was left to the imagination -- in a good way. They showed everything. I wouldn't say they pushed the envelope, because they weren't making a statement about censorship. They just wanted to fill seats; and what better way to put the butts in the theater than by lots of gore? I really these type of movies. I can shut off everything and just watch a perfect blend of crappy sci-fi and cheap-o, gory effects. I feel this film is as good as it could've been, considering the lacking script. I am very happy to own this and to be able to share it with you. Best of 1981! Tony says, "Watch it!"

    Friday, April 25, 2014

    'GODZILLA' Trailer

    The 'GODZILLA' Extended and International Trailer

    First off, I am super-excited about this movie. This looks like it's in the same arena as the original 1954 'Godzilla'; as opposed to the 1998 Roland Emmerich version. That's it. Simple and to the point.



    Wednesday, April 23, 2014

    Oscar Moments

    Academy Award Snubs

    2003's, 'The Room'


    "You're tearing me apart, Lisa!"

    Johnny is a successful banker with great respect for, and dedication to the people in his life; especially his fiancé, Lisa. Johnny can also be a little too trusting at times, which haunts him later on. Lisa is a "beautiful" blonde. She has always gotten her way and will manipulate to get what she wants. She is a taker, with a double personality; and her deadly schemes lead to her own downfall. Mark is a young, successful and independent best friend of Johnny. He has a good heart, but gets caught up in Lisa's dangerous web and gives into temptation. This eventually brings him to great loss. Claudette is the classy, sophisticated mother of Lisa who has had disappointing relationships in her life. She wants her daughter to be married as soon as possible so she can benefit. Denny is an orphan boy, naive and confused about life, love, and friendship. Denny is very ambitious and also very grateful to the people that are in his life. "The Room" depicts the depths of friendship and relationships in one's life and raises life's real and most asked question: "Can you ever really trust anyone?"

    This synopsis came from IMDB.com. I would never write anything like this, because the description makes it seem like 'The Room' is supposed to be deep. Anyway, it's a fantastic watch.


    And now, THE ANIMATED VERSION




    SyFy Originals

    Robocroc Trailer

    A rocket carrying nano robots crash lands shortly after takeoff into a zoo. The bots are released and find their way into a massive crocodile. The croc, now programmed to kill, will target anything and anyone for its next meal.


    . . .because why not?

    The More You Know

    Best Death Scenes Ever

    2006's, 'Savage Planet', starring 'Boondock Saints' star, Sean Patrick Flanery, is about a group of explorers who find a new planet and go to study it. Or something. Anyway, the planet is filled with dinosaurs or bears or rock walls or something like that; so, naturally, things like this happen. . .


    Tuesday, April 22, 2014

    The More You Know

    Best Death Scenes Ever

    1973's, 'Live and Let Die' was the 8th James Bond film in the series. It features Roger Moore, a song from Paul McCartney of Wings and this.


    Monday, April 21, 2014

    Keep Watching the Skies!: PART I: 1950-1951

    AND REMEMBER TO KEEP WATCHING THE SKIES!:
    A Foray into 1950's Sci-Fi Pictures

    PART I: 1950-1951

    At Look At The Films:

    • Destination Moon (1950)
    • Rocketship X-M (1950)
    • Day the Earth Stood Still, The (1951)
    • Flight to Mars (1951)
    • Man from Planet X, The (1951)
    • When Worlds Collide (1951)
    • Red Planet Mars (1952)
    • Beast from 20,000 Fathoms, The (1953)
    • Invaders from Mars (1953)
    • It Came from Outer Space (1953)
    • Project Moonbase (1953)
    • Robot Monster (1953)
    • War of the Worlds (1953)
    • Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954)
    • Godzilla (1954)
    • Gog (1954)
    • Them! (1954)
    • Creature with the Atom Brain (1955)
    • Revenge of the Creature (1955)
    • Tarantula (1955)
    • This Island Earth (1955)
    • Creature Walks Among Us, The (1956)
    • Earth Vs. the Flying Saucer (1956)
    • Forbidden Planet (1956)
    • Godzilla: King of the Monsters (1956)
    • 20 Million Miles to Earth (1957)
    • Cyclops, The (1957)
    • Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1957)
    • Attack of the 50 Foot Woman (1958)
    • Blob, The (1958)
    • Fly, The (1958)
    • Incredible Shrinking Man, The (1958)
    • It! The Terror from Beyond Space (1958)
    • 4D Man (1959)
    • Hideous Sun Demon, The (1959)
    • AND OF COURSE, Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)
    The 1950s was the Golden Era of the silver screen. Both in and out of the cinema, Science-Fiction played a spectacular role. Ray Bradbury began the decade with his masterpiece book, 'The Martian Chronicles'. 'Galaxy' magazine was publishing the works of such luminaries as Arthur C. Clarke and Isaac Asminov. The film release of 1950's 'Destination Moon' was truly a special effects epic, capturing the minds of a nation. Splitting the atom to bear its twin products of progressive & destructive power gave the seed of fact that produced the huge outburst of radio-active cinema in the 1950s. The world had the growing sense that man was not alone in the universe, that there were likely other beings inhabiting planets in solar systems beyond ours. The A-bomb drop of 1945 garnered little notice from the cinema; but seven years later with the first H-bomb test, a shock, that's still evident today, swept the entire world. Science both excited and frightened the United States. The possibility of going to outer space left the country in awe; and the antithesis of that, the thought of nuclear war kept many scared of the new power and responsibility we had just created. Science fiction, which may become fact through our techno-progress, seemed a fitting metaphor for this age wherein what we read and saw in the movies was something possible. If you can dream it, you can make it reality. Who said that? Disney? Anyhow, at some level, perhaps unconscious, this awareness made us afraid; and fear is a stuff that drives box office adrenaline. Perhaps it is because an imaginary or created sensation will inoculate us to fear. These films drew on our fears of politics and public concern; and the scary truths of depersonalization, infiltration, invasion and nuclear weapons.

    DESTINATION MOON (1950)

    We begin this essay with the 1950's classic, 'Destination Moon'. This was the first major U.S. release of a Science-Fiction film to deal with the dangers of round-trip space travel. After the four-year project to send a spaceship into orbit ends with the rocket exploding immediately after take-off, its top engineer is asked to lead a project to build a new rocket -- and send it on the maiden voyage to the moon. When privatized investors meet to discuss financing the mission, this is a film's response to the threat of the atomic age space race with the Soviet Union. As per the picture's theme, industrialists, without the aid of the government, are going to have to pull together for the U.S. to remain the dominate technological nation. The film believes the government would never be able to employ the intelligence which would be required of a project of this magnitude; and that it would fall solely on American industry. After a cameo from none other than Woody Woodpecker -- yes, that Woody Woodpecker -- the group decides to mobilize and manufacture the spacecraft. This movie promises the first nation to master space travel will be the nation to control Earth. It discuses a concern of the nuclear war scare, along with the fear of turning the moon into a missile silo. Though far fetched now, this was a common worry on the 1950s. For the times, 'Destination Moon' did a fantastic job incorporating science and fact into a fictional film, as this was one of the first to rely on scientific fact; and not cheezy monsters to push the plot and discompose the movie goer. 'Destination Moon' plays on the common themes of the time -- atomic reaction, radioactivity, paranoia, a lack-of-faith in the government, the scare of nuclear war, invasion, government-pushed propaganda and fear of the red nation, The Soviet Union.

    This picture won an Oscar for "Best Visual Effects". Some of those effects still look well-done; and some -- not so much. It's interesting to think a movie so often forgotten was responsible for opening the floodgates for a decade of Science Fiction. Most importantly, the themes of 'Destination Moon' hold up. Splitting the atom was just the beginning. With the modern advances in science, it sometimes feels like we are over-extending ourselves and putting people at risk just for the chance to undue a million years of Mother Nature. There are more parallels than that. Especially with our nation, propaganda and fear still dictates our subconscious. Now, more than ever, a frequent feeling on unease and fear subtly follows us. In a time when everything gets over-scrutinized and every event brings with it conspiracy theories, we are hardly out of the age of 'big brother' and the sweeping paranoia of government -- except, as opposed to 'Destination Moon', it's not another nation we fear, but our own. 

    As the film's end promises us to the tone of dark, ominous music, "THIS IS THE END"; the words, "OF THE BEGINNING" fade in, making us curious of what's to come.
    _______________________________________

    Rocketship X-M (1950)
    IMDB.com: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0042897/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
    Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oCMTgSbL8s
    Watch Online: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz41mPfDQig

    This was the first post-World War II film to tackle outer space travel. When the release of 'Destination Moon' was delayed, director Kurt Neumann quickly shot this in 18 days so as to capitalize on the high-profile publicity of 'Destination Moon'. I recommend watching these two back-to-back because the contrast between them is incredible. Together, they illustrate the major anxieties of the 1950s. 

    I should note, the end of this picture does have some good B-movie cheeze to it; and stars a very young Lloyd Bridges, so that's a plus.


    'Rocketship X-M' -- or Rocketship-Expedition: Moon -- is a movie based around urgency and nuclear war. After the RX-M takes off for the moon, they quickly encounter danger as their engines shut down; leaving them floating and helpless. Their runaway ship takes them far past the moon, leading to their eventual lapse of consciousness as the ship begins to lose oxygen. Unbeknownst to anyone how long they were out, the crew wakes to find they're on a direct course to Mars. The ship lands safely land on the martian planet and they begin to explore, leading to the eventual discovery of evidence pointing to a dead advanced society. Their journeys lead them to a few surviving martians, living like a undeveloped culture in a cave. "From the atomic age to the stone age".
    Films like this and 'Destination Moon' really promote jingoism, or extreme patriotism. What this movies does differently, though, is it manipulates the audience into feeling helpless. 'Rocketship X-M' plays as a cautionary tale into the scare of nuclear war. Seeing that the martians colonies have become ravaged causing their planet to become highly radioactive as a result leads the movie goer into a level of fear. It's a fear of the unknown -- of death and destruction. The few remaining martians have been blown back to an archaic time, forced to live in caves like a primitive culture. Nuclear war and the red planet, Mars, were often symbolic for the Soviet Union. In this case, nuclear war was the culprit -- a product of the atomic scare of the Soviets. This film doesn't make you paranoid of 'big brother' or what lies beyond the Earth's reach as much as it plays into the sense of the power and devastating force that was the atomic age.

    However, despite how this picture portrays it, .30 caliber rifles and revolvers don't actually work in space, so...
    _________________________________________________________________________________
    The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951)

    Unlike most of the decade's Science-Fiction films, 'The Day the Earth Stood Still' was one of the most original. Fox studio's biggest fear with the picture was its pro-peace statement. During The Cold War, taking the side of peace was viewed as unpatriotic. On top of that, America had just entered the Korean War; so an anti-war message made the studio nervous. At one point, Fox asked the government to lend equipment for the production. They rejected the script and refused to supply the filmmakers with anything. Clearly, the anti-war sentiment was one the government would not support.

    The movie begins when an alien spaceship lands in Washington D.C. In a panic, the military surrounds the ship. The alien emissary, Klaatu, emerges carrying a gift for the president. With the attention of the world captured, fear of the unknown takes over and one of the surrounding soldiers shoots Klaatu. As he lay there, bleeding, his robot and protector, Gort, comes to his aid. Gort shows his power by disintegrating all of the military's weapons. After being hospitalized, Klaatu informs an aid of the president he will not leave until all of the world's figure heads gather for a meeting. The biggest opposition comes, obviously, between the Soviets and the Americans. Both refuse to set foot on the other's soil. It becomes very apparent if neither backs down, the entire world will pay the price. With America's government, military and citizens afraid, their distrust turns to widespread panic and violence. But Klaatu's important message of humanity isn't lost on everyone, as a boy, named Bobby, and his mother befriend him. Little do they realize, they may be the only chance to save the world from total destruction.

    One of the most clear themes of this film is the correlation between Klaatu and Jesus. When he takes up with Bobby and his family, the name he gives is "Carpenter". He's come to Earth to promote love and world peace. He's a god-like protagonist. It's clear as day what they are trying to do with his character. Everything in this movie is simply done -- the tension between America and the Soviet Union in the beginning years of the Cold War-era, the distrust of the American people, the uncertainty of the atomic-age and the fear of invasion. What this picture does so well is its blatant and ballsy pro-peace statement.


    Personally, I find 'The Day the Earth Stood Still' to be overrated. It's a good movie with a positive message; but nothing about it is subtle. The meaning behind the movie isn't supposed to be located in the depth of the plot, but on its surface. It's more than a period piece as its relevance always pertains to the times. The greatest thing about this film is the lasting impression the themes have on the movie goer. Peace and tolerance, in any era, is ideal.
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    Flight to Mars (1951)

    After a space flight crashes on Mars, leaving their rocketship heavily damaged, the crew discovers they're not alone on the planet. An advanced civilization, living underneath the planet's surface, comes to their aid; and with open arms, the martians welcome the travelers and helps repair their rocket. Their benevolence is all an act, however, as once the ship is repaired, the martians enslave the humans and reveal their sinister plot -- to keep them as slaves and commandeer their ship to evacuate their dying planet. "First the army. Then the civilians", they promise. And their destination -- Earth.

    Movies like this one could be paced better. They're entertaining, but they take a long time until they even hit Mars, let alone the main plot device -- the possible martian invasion. Films like this one were perfect for putting suspicion in the minds of the audience -- even if the audience were mostly comprised of a younger demographic.
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    By now, you're probably drawing some comparisons between each movie I've reviewed. As I mentioned before, the themes of outer space travel, the Soviet Union, radioactivity, invasion and the atomic age were very common in 1950s Sci-Fi. 

    The United States was going through a period of economic growth. It was the post-World War II boom which produced increases in manufacturing and home construction. The nation had military and political conflict with the Eastern Bloc, the communist states of Europe. There's that term again -- "jingoism". The nation had a level of jingoism, which gave way to a politically conservative climate. It was from this that a fear of communism was born. Congressional hearings only deepened the anti-communist sentiment of the American people. The "Red Scare", or the fear of the Soviet Union, led to McCarthyism, or the blacklisting of suspected communist-supporters living in our own country. In 1957, the Cold War really heated up when the Soviets launched Sputnik; the world's first Earth satellite. By now, the nation was already experiencing the fear of invasion through McCarthyism. This really made the American people afraid of what could come next. Could nuclear weapons be launched from space? This was five years after the first detonated testing of the H-Bomb. It wasn't beyond possibility that the nation who was the first to travel in outer space could be the nation to rule the Earth. 'Us vs. Them' was the sentiment of the American people. Not until the Cold War's end in 1991, did that mindset finally begin to dissipate. It's a theme you saw quite frequently from the Olympic games to movies like 'Red Dawn' and 'Rocky IV'. 

    In 1950, the war in Korea had begun; and two Puerto Ricans had tried to assassinate President Truman. It was hardly a time of peace. But the post-WWII boom had begun; and the country, as a whole, was doing well and experiencing a high level of success. The crime rate was low, but the amount of juvenile delinquency was rising at an alarming rate.Almost a year to the date after Truman assassination-attempt, Dwight D. Eisenhower was elected. He would be a driving force behind much of the decade. Public Works became important when the Interstate Highway Act went into effect in 1956. This was, at the time, the largest construction job ever in the U.S. Travel was now convenient and encouraged.

    Science was booming as we had just split the atom and utilized its destructive force with the A and H-Bomb. The 1950s also saw the creation of NASA; as well as many advances in modern science like the polio vaccine and the first organ transplants. The helical structure of DNA was discovered at Cambridge University and space travel was finally becoming a reality with the Soviet launch of Sputnik 1. 

    In Pop Culture, 77% of homes had televisions in them.  'The Day the Earth Stood Still' was on its way to becoming a classic, capturing the minds of the nation. The film manifested the nation's Cold War fears by exploring themes of the atomic age, invasion and mutation. Science-Fiction film became a metaphor for foreign ideologies and communism; and at the box office, fear sells.

    The country was seeing all of their fears manifested through film. The themes and tones of the '50s were common place in cinema, and each movie had a different way of presenting those fears.
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    The Man from Planet X (1951)
    Watch Online: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bp86FyeXQ0

    Following the Roswell incident, 'The Man from Planet X' was one of the first U.F.O. movies to come out of Hollywood with the theme of a flying saucer landing on Earth. This became a monster hit, especially compared to how much money it made as opposed to how much it cost. It was budgeted at $41,000 and grossed well over a million. It was one of the first films of its kind to be sold to television, which led to the weekly airings. The film presents a creepy tone, almost in a Gothic-fairy tale way. The sets were small and reused from other films, such as Ingrid Bergman's, 'Joan of Arc'. Director, Edgar G. Ulmar, also employed great use of miniatures. 

    A new planet appears in our solar system; and the next day, a strange invader rockets to Earth. The invader, our antagonist, lands in the Scottish moors, sending the townspeople into a panic. Our film's lead, John Laurence, and the elderly Professor Elliot discovers the alien. After failing to communicate with it, they fall back on geometry to interact with the visitor. When he becomes uncooperative, the film's other antagonist, Dr. Mears, shuts off the alien's breathing apparatus and leaves him for dead. But the alien is not dead, and escapes. Shortly after, the alien takes control of the townspeople, as he puts them under a trance. It is up to John to save the town -- and the world -- from an impending alien invasion. 

    It's a fairly simple plot, but it's executed rather well. The film goes against a lot of the 1950s techniques with its Gothic, black-and-white feel. The characters are simple but likable. This movie doesn't play into the decade's norms -- communism and the atomic age -- but instead gives us a film reminiscent of the dark, creepy Universal pictures from 15 years prior. At times, the small sets play out like a staged production; but it's rather effective. Like I mentioned before, 'The Man from Planet X' plays on the "alien-invader" theme. After the Roswell incident of 1947, the nation's interest in aliens began to spike, as well as reported U.F.O. sightings. There is little-to-no allegory involved in this one, but its "flying saucer" and "space-invader" themes make it a very relevant picture for its time.
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    When Worlds Collide (1951)
    Watch Online: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtSHE_TvVsI

    Predicting the end of the world was a common, yearly occurrence in the '50s. 'When Worlds Collide' comes face-to-face with those claims. After a new star and planet hurdle through space, its course is predicted to go straight through Earth, at an alarming speed. When brought to the attention of the public by one of the film's lead -- Dr. Hendron -- scientists and citizens alike become angered with the preposterous idea. Eventually martial law gets instated and most of the nation begins to panic and riot. This tension builds for a very dramatic finale, in one of the most well-done films which the early '50s had to offer.

    The themes of this are more biblical than a lot of the other movies of the decade. It borrows from the story of Noah and the Arc (clearly, not my usual reading, since I just had to Google the arc-builder's name. Hell, I thought it was Jonah and the Arc or Joanne, or something).'When the world has become corrupt, it will be wiped clean of the evil', the film promises. 'When Worlds Collide' is almost a cautionary tale; especially since the people who most dispute the claims of Dr. Hendron are all single-minded scientists. With that, you can also draw the connection to the decade's early push for open-mindedness. The picture has an overall morally positive message; but presented in a catastrophic way. It wasn't often a film this old had such a dark, ominous tone; but it got the message across as many flocked to the theaters creating a commercial success out of this flagship disaster film.