Miami Connection
"Bikers by day, ninjas by night -- steal you cocaine, along with your life" ~ The film's theme-song
IMDB.com Rating: 6.1 out of 10
Availability: Still in print through 'Drafthouse Films' and moderately priced.
Watch Online: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOoFOFOZm-4
OH SHIT! Moment: When Mark and John go berserk, killing about 50 ninjas.
Food and Beverage Pairing: Asian-Marinated Vegan Beef and a Mai TaiOH SHIT! Moment: When Mark and John go berserk, killing about 50 ninjas.
Ingredients:
Trader Joe's Vegan Beef Strips
Soy Sauce
Japanese Cooking Wine
Sugar
Korean Pear (or in a crunch, a mango would work, too)
Kiwis (2)
White Onion
Garlic (Half a bulb)
Lemon
Black Pepper
Sesame Oil
White Rice

Step Two: Blend together your Korean pear, kiwis, 3/4 of a white onion and half of a bulb of garlic. Taste your 'step one' sauce to see if you want more soy sauce or sugar. Once it has come to a rolling boil, add the blended pear/kiwi/onion/garlic mix and let simmer for 5-7 minutes, at least. Taste it if you need to. If you don't like garlic as much, let simmer longer.
Step Three: Prepare some white rice. Cook with the last 1/4 of the onion. If you really want to get fancy, add in some fresh broccoli, peppers and any other veggies you'd want.
Step Four: Squeeze a whole fresh lemon onto the finally prepared sauce. Grind some fresh black pepper and add a touch of sesame oil and mix. Drop the vegan beef strips in for a couple minutes to marinate.
Top it all on top of the rice and veggies and you have a quick, delicious meal.
And now, the Mai Tai:
Ingredients:
- 1 ounce light rum
- 1 ounce dark rum
- 1/2 ounce lime juice
- 1/2 ounce orange curacao
- 1/2 ounce orgeat syrup
- Maraschino cherry for garnish

Preparation:
- Pour all the ingredients except the dark rum into a shaker with ice cubes.
- Shake well.
- Strain into an old-fashioned glass half filled with ice.
- Top with the dark rum.
- Garnish with the cherry and pineapple.

Originally
titled, “Taekwon-DO”, it’s a wonder 'Miami Connection' took twenty plus years to become
successful... I mean, with the bikers, the ninjas, the rock songs -- how did this movie not become a massive hit?! On a related note, if you decide to watch it, make sure you TaeKwon-Don’t miss the lyrics to the film’s score. The lyrics, alone, make this well-worth your time.


More drama ensues when, well, just watch:

Okay, so this movie is SUPER ridiculous. That being said, Y.K. Kim can actually fight and some of Dragon Sound had real karate training, so a lot of the fight choreography turns out pretty alright. The acting is so bad it's good. It's like watching freshmen act in their first play. And surprisingly, the film is paced rather well. Good quality and somewhat likable leads make this movie more enjoyable than most of the trash I watch.
On my scale:
Overall Enjoyment ----17
Redeeming Qualities---17
Rewatchability---------7
Directing/Quality------3
Plot/Storyline----------2
Pacing-----------------7
Dialogue/Writing-------2
Acting-----------------2
TOTAL---------------57
Overall Enjoyment ----17
Redeeming Qualities---17
Rewatchability---------7
Directing/Quality------3
Plot/Storyline----------2
Pacing-----------------7
Dialogue/Writing-------2
Acting-----------------2
TOTAL---------------57
I've twice bought this movie -- once on DVD and once on Blu Ray. This is a purchase that is well worth my time and money. Everyone needs to see 'Miami Connection' at least once. I knew I had a winner when my girlfriend even found it enjoyable. There's not much I dislike about this movie, other than all the "J" names -- John, Jack, Jim, Jane, Jeff. It makes it hard to talk about the film with so many similar names in the cast. Nevertheless, I absolutely love this movie. When I wake up, I think 'Miami Connection'. I brush my teeth to that shit. Okay, maybe not. Maybe I was just trying to sound like P. Diddy. On a different note, there was more to the story than what meets the eye; which becomes apparent the moment before the credits role. This film, with all of it's action and killing, was an anti-violence piece. Ironic. And when they finished filming, well, this is one of those instances where I feel the movie was as good as it could've been. Other than less "J" names, I think the director did the best possible job with what he was given. It's a true feat when you have a script, some actors and a camera and everyone does an equally bad job. Best movie of the '80s. Watch it.

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