FEAR FORCE FIVE

FEAR
FORCE
FIVE

After a giant, zombie pirate, with a shark in an eye-hole, a sword and a lobster claw on his right hand storms the beaches of a coastal town, it's up to five -- you know, why the fuck am I even explaining this? If you're not drawn in by the zombie pirate part, you clearly won't care what else I have to say.

Anyway, it's fantastically cheezy. It's movies like this that give me a reason to wake up every morning.

That's a lie. I like my life and my girlfriend's not too shabby, neither.

Part One

Part Two

Part Three

Behind the Scenes Part One

Behind the Scenes Part Two