THE MUMMY: RESURRECTED
This is review is going to be quote-less. You're welcome.
IMDB.com Rating: 2.8 out of 10
Availability: In print, and surprisingly not cheap.
Watch Online: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUBMeylxLW4
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A bunch of traditionally attractive women, who are also Egyptologists, travel to the tombs of a mummy. Led by one of the girls fathers -- who no one knows is actually dead and possessed by an evil mummy -- and being chased by the several rogue Egyptian military men with machine guns for some reason, the group seeks refuge in the tomb and accidentally lock themselves in. With the aid of weed, a couple of them really begin to get paranoid. Luckily, despite pathetically weak flashlights, the completely dark tomb is pretty well-lit, by movie standards. As the evil mummy begins to kill the girls off one-by-one, the viewer is left wondering what the fuck the movie's about. Eventually, everyone dies or is possessed. The. End.
On my scale:
Overall Enjoyment ----2
Redeeming Qualities---3
Rewatchability---------0
Fun/Special Effects----2
Directing/Quality------2
Plot/Storyline----------1
Pacing-----------------2
Dialogue/Acting-------1
TOTAL---------------13
Overall Enjoyment ----2
Redeeming Qualities---3
Rewatchability---------0
Fun/Special Effects----2
Directing/Quality------2
Plot/Storyline----------1
Pacing-----------------2
Dialogue/Acting-------1
TOTAL---------------13
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